STUPID MOVIE WE WATCHED – JUDAAI
So in today’s pic for our series “Stupid movies we watched” we are gonna appreciate “Judaai”
Once again before starting I would like to clarify that we are in no way promoting the stupid movies but only gonna remind you of something a great majority of us have watched.
Judaai was a great commercial success back in 1997 starring Sridevi, Urmila and Hairy Anil.
The movie started with Sridevi and hairy Anil getting married and starting a new life. Sridevi was a greedy bitch always whining.
I don’t know why this lady was in the movie saying “Abba Dabba Jabba, Abba Dabba Jabb”
Blonde Urmila was introduced as the niece of Anil’s boss. Anil was sent to pick her from the airport
Sridevi was such an idiot she bought lottery tickets from the money which was for house rent
Urmila started falling for Anil
Someone tried raping Urmila
Anil Kapoor came to the rescue and Urmila fell in love with him. Typical classic bollywood.
I wish someone looked at me the way Urmila looked at Hairy Anil.
Urmila recorded her feelings in a tape recorder and gave it to Anil on his birthday. But unfortunately it was played in front of Sridevi
Later she was told that Anil is married. But Urmila was not ready to give up and was like i am ready to mess with someone’s suhaag
BUYING A HUSBAND
She went to Sridevi and offered an incentive of 2 crore rupee for Hairy Anil. To understand the value of 2 Crore rupee keep in mind the inflation factors and interest rate of 1997. Also keep in mind that nobody will give a Ufone supercard for me.
Sridevi gave it a thought and finally agreed to sell her husband. She blackmailed Anil and stopped eating food.
Finally Anil gave up and was like “Okay fine. I will bang u both”
Sridevi slept on notes long before “Wolf of Wall street” . She sent Anil out of her room like “Go sleep with the new wife”
The blondie now became brunette wearing a sarree like a sanskaari patni. But Anil was able to keep it in his pants.
Urmila saw Anil was not giving up so she became friends with the kids. Ahaan great siyasat.
And now Anil was falling for Urmila. . . Obviously no one could resist a hottie wearing pink sarree with a lot to offer.
Sridevi started realising she was losing her family.
Now Anil started sneaking to Urmila’s bedroom every night.
A new fight started at home and Sridevi even Slapped Urmila. How can u slap the buyer of your husband? Disrespectful huh
She asked for her husband back. But Urmila was clear with her
“No return policy”
Anil and both kids also went with Urmila and Sridevi was left alone like sed lyf
There was a final fight and Urmila was the undisputed Anil Kapoor Hairy champion
Sridevi gave all the money to charity
Anil was leaving the country with Urmila and kids when Sridevi went to see him for the last dedaar
After an emotional farewell Urmila suddenly announced that she was going alone and returning Anil to Sridevi.
Sridevi once again asked her to stay like threesome kinda scene but Urmila refused saying the banging was enough and m pregnant
So Urmila left and the Anil Kapoor was like oh damn the whining bitch again no no no no no no . . . The end