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Hum Saath Saath Hain – 18 Years of the stupidity

HUM SAATH SAATH HAIN

Hum Saath Saath hain released on this day back in 1999.

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Sooraj Barjatiya is well known for his sanskaari movies and affiliation with Sanskari uncle Alok Nath. But still it was not expected from him that such a movie will fall in his portfolio.

The movie was like a 3 hour long pre and post wedding party. The overacting of Saif Ali Khan and Karishma Kapoor will make you puke. The continuous parties in the movie will make you sick. The way all 377 family member went to honeymoon with the newly wedded couple will make you feel miserable. Here comes the surprising part

“The movie “HUM SAATH SAATH HAIN” was a blockbuster hit and the highest grossing movie of 1999″

So here we are gonna show you the movie like never before.

CAST

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This pic shows the cast of the movie and almost everyone is given equal screen time due to which the movie was really lengthy.

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The movie started with three couples dancing on title track. Salman-Sonali, Saif-Karishma and the Sanjeevani guy with Tabu.

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The Sanskaar king Alok Nath is the head of the family. It is said that Alok Nath is so sanskaari he cuss like “TUMHARI MAA KA JAGRAATA”

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This lady from Tu Tu Main Main is the wife of Alok Nath hence making them the sanskaari couple

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The Sanjeevani guy is the haunhaar eldest son but he got some issue with his right arm. Saif is the youngest one and acted somehow retard or a Man-child.

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Trust me there a million things you gonna hate in this movie but Saif’s over acting will top the list.

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Some random people of the cast came to tell k they are excited for Alok Nath’s silver jubilee wedding anniversary. And here I am still wondering what happened at the suhaag raat 25 years ago 🤔 i mean I can’t imagine Pavitr Alok Nath being Johnny Sins even on his suhaag raat. I can only imagine doing him the kanya daan.

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The sanskari couple also got a daughter who is married to this guy in white jacket from some tv serials

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I have no idea why Shakti Kapoor was even there in the movie. His role can define what a guy can do when he is jobless.

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Satish Shah is the father of Sonali and Sonali is betrothed to Salman Khan, the middle son of sanskari couple.

ANOTHER OVER-ACTOR

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Later Karishma was introduced. Her over acting is the second worst thing in this movie after Saif. Believe me a few mins of Saif and Karishma in the movie will make you want to poke your eyes out. You will hate every moment.

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Salman was another Sanskari aulaad. I don’t understand how siblings were happy after meeting him. My brother wanna kill me when I’m sleeping. He asks me to shut up even when I am not speaking.

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Some bitchy friends of the sanskaari lady came to meet. Their acting made my eyes bleed.

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Aunty was pareshan for Sanjeevani’s rishta as he was rejected a number of times due to his disability.

*sad shehnai music*

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Tabu was introduced as the potential rishta for Sanjeevani.

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Then the 25th Anniversary party began (The questions about the suhaag raat are still the same) . . . It was the most ajeeb party i have ever witnessed in my career :s all the people sitting idle and siblings are performing. Also have a look at the identical suiting the way all desi people dress up their 8 and 9 year olds.

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Tabu had hots for Sanjeevani and she sent proposal to marry him which was immediately accepted.

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The third song of the movie came which made me puke Chotay chotay bhaiyo ke baray bhaiyya Aaj banengay kisi k saiyya. There was a scene in this song when all the young siblings touched the feet of Tabu and people clapped for them. Till this date I have no idea why people were clapping.

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Now there was a shadi ki dawat in which saif mimicked all the relatives on a medley. . . The fourth song of movie in just 30 minutes :s Another question was that how can someone have so many daawats??? Hamare yahan adha time phuppo ko mananay mein lag jata hai.

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There was another daawat next day :s How can you meet your relatives so many times :s How How How? Anyway now it was for the engagement of Sonali and Salman

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They decided to send the Sanjeevani guy and Tabu on honeymoon and the whole tabbar khandan tagged along.

SONG OF THE CENTURY

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We were blessed with the 5th song of the movie and the best song of century. Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz i love u. . . Lyrics were awarded PADMA BHUSHAN

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The 6th song was given immidiatey after abcd song 😣😣 something mein nachay mor tak thaiyya thaiyya.

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Saif got engaged to Karishma we were given the 7th song of this movie on 1 hour and 43d minute 😩 MAIYYA YASHODA YEH TERA KANHAIYYA

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The son in law (Vivek Babu) of sanskari Alok Nath and his wife were thrown out of their home by his own brother so the bitchy friends started brainwashing Mrs. Alok Nath.

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The bitching worked and she started complaining and asked Monish Behl to leave the house

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Sanjeevani left like a haunhaar beta.

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Salman rebelled against this decision.

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Finally the rebellion worked and aunty went to take them back and they lived happily ever after bc. And then the movie ended.

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But the 8th song came in the end again “HUM SAATH SAATH HAIN”. Only I know what I felt after watching that movie. Had to watch porn for a few minutes to feel normal again.

 

WRITER’S NOTE

This movie was not good but was successful because you can safely watch it with your family. It was bad but it has nostalgia attached as most of us watched it. Would like to apologize for the long post. Here’s an artwork of Alok Nath made by me for no reason

majid khan
A finance guy writing stupid stuff after boring work. Twitter @ComicsByMajid Instagram @ Main_Abdul_Majid_Hoon Facebook @ComicsByMajid

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