MAIN PREM KI DIWANI HOON
Hrithik Roshan rose to fame with his Kaho na Pyar hai and people expected a lot from him those days. Kareena was a rising star at the same time and Abhishek was also struggling to get his place. As we all have our daag daar maazi, we all made some horrible mistakes, same way the above mentioned stars also did some blunders. “Main Prem ki Diwani Hoon” is one of theirs.
This movie is made by Sooraj Barjatya who made a 150 feet pile of shit named “Hum Saath Saath Hain”.
So I was expecting Sanskaari uncle Alok Nath to be a part of this movie but he isn’t.
The movie is another level of sugar coated shit.
It was a remote area of Indian named SUNDARNAGAR.
Kareena’s last day at college was shown where they had some sort of feminist farewell party and performance.
The humor can be assessed by the fact that girls gave each other the nicknames like Jellybelly, Toolbox and Dumbhead.
There was a bad song “PAPA KI PARI”. Keep in mind that in a country where a great majority of people defecate in open we are witnessing these modern girls dancing in a college function in a remote area of Sundarnagar.
Any sane person would have walked out of the theater after the entry of this CGI parrot. Amazing thing is that the parrot knew the names of movies and used them on right moments. That’s the vision of Sooraj Barjatya.
Parents of Kareena are looking for a suitable match. The chairman of Prem Group Of Companies came to Sundarnagar for a project so Kareena’s sister offered him asylum at their farmhouse.
Kareena was not so pleased. She got her animated dog ready to welcome the stranger. This animated dog was another reason to hate the movie in first 20 minutes.
PREM KI ENTRY
That stranger PREM turned out to be handsome Hrithik.
You will witness a few minutes of overacting which will feel like a lifetime.
Kareena was not pleased so she sent her angry animated dog to kill Hrithik but PREM babu’s charming whistle tamed the dog.
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Even the dog was tamed but Kareena didn’t give up. When asked to sing a song she started like this given picture
Kareena is really a Queen and my crush since like 2001 but this is the worst of her work.
A movie by Sooraj Barjatya cannot be without a daawat so they went to a picnic.
LOVE KI AAG
A song by Hirthik and Kareena started falling for him boom.
You will also find Prem massaging Pankaj Kapoor the way Captain Safdar did to Nawaz Sharif apparently. Obviously these things will help u become a good prospective damaad. Hrithik’s loud, childish, immature, stupid, sickening, insulting performance will surely go down as another embarrassment to the Hindi film industry, just like many of Salman Khan’s roles.(Hello Brother, Har Dil Jo Pyar Karega, Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam, Kahin Pyar Na Ho Jaaye)
CHALI AAYE CHALI AAYE
Then the only good thing of the movie was delivered. The song CHALI AAYE CHALI AAYE.
This Sundernagar is supposed to be some remote place in India but has a striking resemblance to Switzerland. There are lakes, snow capped mountains and Honda Cars. The Honda Cars are innocently number plated with a UP number plate. You can go water rafting, bungee jumping (From a chopper to boot) and deep sea diving here. The “village” railway station can put any in Europe to shame. God, please make me a villager in this village called Sundernagar. There are no problems whatsoever in this Paradise.
Suddenly parents found out that PREM KUMAR actually never reached Sundarnagar as he had to leave for Japan for some urgent work.
Hrithik was actually Prem Kishen. Parents were worried and on the other hand Sanjana was celebrating rang-rallian with Prem Kishen.
Real Prem was introduced. Abhishek Bachchan is the only guy in this movie who was not overacting.
He also started falling for Sanjana. Obviously how can two guys from America resist the only girl available in Sundarnagar.
Sugarcoating is the forte of Barjatya and thats how another song was given.
Kareena casually laughed with Abhishek and he felt like getting some hints. Poor lad.
Now Abhishek was getting all the protocols of Captain Safdar.
Sanjana found out that she was in love with the wrong guy.
Hrithik also found out at the same time that Kareena was now betrothed to Abhishek. He made that Koi Mil Gaya face
Hrithik decided to leave and to give qurbani for his boss Abhishek.
Kareena offered him to run away with him but he refused politely the way interviewers say “We will let you know” and went to Delhi secretly.
Kareena was getting engaged to Abhishek.
Hrithik entered the venue and Kareena fell on her knees in front of him. Pure bullshit. I was setting tables and chairs in the wedding of a girlfriend of mine and she was happily accepting envelopes.
Abhishek asked to talk to her in private where she confessed her love for Prem Kishen.
Now coming toward the incredibly predictable part. Abhishek requested Kareena’s parents to get her married to Hrithik. Obviously this was supposed to happen. Its a Sooraj Barjatya movie and his movies are always sugarcoated pile of shit. And then they romanced behind a fallen tree
If you remember some other stupid movies please remind us and we will write about them. Also read our analysis of Sooryavansham