The things that entertained / irritated Pakistan in 2017
Pakistan is really a country full of entertainment. Each and every day will give you something which will give u memories for the rest of your life. It is rightfully said “What appears on internet stays there forever”. A number of things are insignificant but are gonna stay on social media for long. Anyway let’s have a look at the things that made headlines in 2017 and entertained us
Waqar Zaka was the first one to make headlines in 2017. He was beaten badly by some guy Junaid outside a cafe. A few different shahadats are received as per the reason of that phadda but that incident blessed us with two great dialogues:
- Boss Maine Aapko Bola Kya Hai?
- Trimmer Lao.is BKL ke baal kaatengay
Twist in the story came when both of them finally reconciled their differences and we were then blessed with another great dialogue in the history of Pakistan:
Yeh bas do bhaiyo ke bech misunderstanding hogaye thi
BOHAT ZIADA MAZA ARAHA HAI WE ARE PROUD OF YOU
A couple of girls from Aspire something made to social media headlines. First one with:
“But Aff Course we are from Aspire to Inspire to Karengay”
And the second one:
“Bohat ziada maza araha hai we are proud of you”
The statement made no sense but instantly was viral. A couple of days after it went viral a comment was also circulating on social media which said the now the girl was suffering with depression and can’t face the world blah blah blah. But this comment was also found to be fake as I myself watched a tv show where the principal of her school said “Bachi bilkul thek hai roz school bhi arahi hai”
IMRAN KHAN – PHATEECHAR RAILU KATTAY
Around the final of PSL 2017 Darren Sammy and a few others came to Pakistan for the contest. Imran Khan called them Phateechar and Railu Kattay. This was in a private meeting but still it was published everywhere and some things cannot be stopped.
ALLIED BANK KID
The kid featured in Allied Bank’s tvc was the most irritating thing to happen during PSL. In each and every commercial that kid appeared and told us the methods to win match. I would like to request ad agencies and others to be creative while making an ad. Don’t irritate others.
Nusret Gökçe aka Salt Bae, is a Turkish chef of Kurdish origin who owns Nusr-Et, a chain of Turkish steak houses. His art of cooking and preparing meat became an internet sensation. He is the most suave chef ever witnessed.
BUNNY WALI LARKI
The girl Najiba Faiz holding the bunny in Peshawar Zalmi matches also went viral due to her unique look and the way she cried while watching the match. A hundred memes were also made replacing bunny with Kamran Akmal.
To be honest that was a typo but then again internet is not gonna forgive you. The word “Covfefe” was trending worldwide within just a few minutes and twitteratis from all over the world wrote a million things about it.
RISHI KAPOOR AND VIRENDER SEHWAG
During the champions Trophy 2017 a lot of people from our neighbor country trolled Pakistan after the initial victory. But a great Actor like Rishi Kapoor and a great Cricketer Virender Sehwag reached their new low. Their twitter was full of hatred for Pakistan all the time they referred to Pakistan as BETA and themselves as BAAP.
— Virender Sehwag (@virendersehwag) June 18, 2017
— Virender Sehwag (@virendersehwag) June 4, 2017
Ek baat to manna padega! My any type of tweet shakes the shackles of Pakistani youth whom I love. They reciprocate to me right or wrong! YO!
— Rishi Kapoor (@chintskap) June 18, 2017
Here’s another example of his hate mongering tweets
PCB. Cricket team bhejna please.Earlier Hockey ya Kho Kho team bhejin thin. Kyon ki 18th June(Fathers Day) Baap khel raha tumhare saath lol!
— Rishi Kapoor (@chintskap) June 15, 2017
CHAMPIONS TROPHY FINAL
Yes Pakistan, you have defeated us. Well played, outplayed us in all departments. Many congratulations, I concede. Best wishes!
— Rishi Kapoor (@chintskap) June 18, 2017
The moment that was like EID SE PEHLAY EID FOR ALL PAKISTANIS. The day gave us some of the best memories of a lifetime. Not only it shut down the hate mongering mouths of Rishi Kapoor and Sehwag but also helped the arrogant ones understand that it is not always good to be over confident.
A lot of moments are memorable from that day including:
THE CENTURY OF FAKHAR ZAMAN
AMIR CLAIMED THE WICKET OF WORLD’S BEST BATSMAN VIRAT KOHLI (TWICE IN A ROW)
SHADAB KHAN’S REVIEW OF YUVRAJ’S WICKET
The way Shadab said “Pad hai bhai Pad hai maine dekha hai” won millions of hearts
KOHLI NAHI HOTA TUJHSE CHASE
That was a lot disrespectful and against the sportsman spirit but still the line rose to fame
MAIN INKO RULAUNGA
Imran Khan’s dialogue “MAIN INKO RULAUNGA” was loved by PTI people all over Pakistan. And he did made them cry 😉
ROZA RAKHO JI
In Ramzan the most viral thing was ROZA RAKHO JI. The kid and this video really entertained us in unimaginable ways.
Sahir Lodhi is one of those individuals who dedicated his life to entertain the people of Pakistan. Okay this line was sarcastic don’t think I am seriously appraising that creature. He came to limelight 2 times this years.
First he tried his movie debut with the blockbuster legendary movie RAASTA
It is already known that Sahir Lodhi is not qaabil-e-qubool (on screen). Maybe he is a hit on radio but definitely not on screen. Anyway the movie failed drastically and even the ticket checkers were getting bore at the theater as they had no tickets to check. The reviews called the movie PATHETIC and a reputable person wrote on social media “Cheap Star Cheap Fans”. This statement worked as wildfire and then this happened
His emotional speech didn’t spark any love or emotions but he embarrassed himself. Suddenly in Ramadan he made another mistake. Maybe he was trying to be hero or something like that but he embarrassed himself again. Have a look here
The guy doesn’t understand how to decipher something like poetry. With the IQ level of a brick Sahir Lodhi is a shame to media.
BIRYANI WALI CHEENI AURAT
Shan Foods tried sending a positive and emotional message with the China-Pak friendship and biryani combination. But Pakistani people are great . They made so much fun of chinese girl and pretty much everything in that TVC. Anyway still good for Shan Food.
Maryam Safdar Claimed she doesn’t own any property in London or even in Pakistan.
Later she was found to be using Calibri font before its release
RANA SANAULLAH – CALIBRI PHONE
The level of stupidity of Noonies can be seen when Rana Sanaullah thought Calibri is a phone.
Finally the day arrived when the whole PAkistan celebrated Naa-Ehli of Nawaz Sharif. This good news was announced by none other than Sabir Shakir
Nobody knows who this Sonu is and why he got trust issues. Yet the tone and rythm made the poem viral
MUJHE KYUN NIKALA
Immediately after the disqualification Nawaz Sharif couldn’t accept his fate and led a rally. Each and everywhere he stopped he cried the same thing “Mujhe Kyun Nikala?”. Obviously the illiterate villager noonies won’t understand the legal details so they asked the same question with him.
Suddenly Sang-e-Mar Mar faced Ayesha Gulalai came into news with her aclaims that Imran Khan sends her inappropriate or gandy sms messages. She refused to give up the reserved seat given by Imran Khan. Refused to resign from party. Refused to reveal the inappropriate messages. In her every interview she changed her statements which impacted her credibility. And finally in her last interview she said she won’t be going ahead with the case as she is busy with her PHD. WOW. I know I am a bit biased but I would have hated IK till eternity if the messages were revealed and found to be true.
Anyway the episode was quite entertaining.
GAYEN ARAHI HAI
Around the time of Bakra Eid this happened with the reported who got fame with Anday Wala Burger.
Ludo Star is the most played game app of 2017. Later a few problems in the game was found. The game will always favor one of the players, one team will always get sixes, it is easy to get sixes and to reach home. Still the game entertained millions and was a great hit specially in Pakistan.
Sarahah was another app used to give validations to attention seekers in need. Apart from that it also gave a chance to perverts to share their fantasies anonymously.
DIL GARDEN GARDEN
A guy maybe from Karachi was enjoying rain and gave some funny expressions enough to make him viral.
Mahira was seen spotted smoking with Ranbir Kapoor somewhere and within minutes she was trending top all over Pakistan. Everyone made it their business to comment on someone else’ personal life.
A homeless kid from Bhopal went viral on social media and everyone made fun of his dialogues. This broke my heart in so many pieces when I saw everyone laughing on the boy who even left his mother because of his solution addiction. The kid is Indian but also went viral in Pakistan.
The game BLUE WHALE came into lights when suicides were reported due to it. I don’t know what caused the people to act so stupid.
We don’t know the real name of this guy but we all know his sentiments for his beloved Rabia. He gave the word PHONE SEX a whole new meaning.
TAN TAN TANA TAN
Zeeshan Qadri recited this around 6 years back but like a daag-daar maazi this suddenly came back this year and became the best thing ever. Zeeshan Qadri even apologized for that and all the people forgave him. But what appears on internet stays on internet. Its not that we hate Zeeshan Qadri or something like that. Consider it this way that if a kid poops in his pants in class 3 his mates will remember that for the lifetime and gonna tease him. So let’s just enjoy it without judging him. Play it at your risk. You won’t be able to get it out of your head then
A lady was just excited being part of a game show and screamed something she shouldn’t have. The scene was really amusing and entertained us in an amazing way and actually gave a whole new punchline “EJAZ SAHAB ARAM SE”
A guy was making a video to stand against injustice and suddenly this happened and gave us another amazing line “ARAY BHAI BHAI BHAI”
Sharmeen Obaid thinks sending friend request on facebook is harassment. She also got the AKU doctor fired because of that apparent harassment. This made the internet crazy (including me)
MIRCHEIN LAGTI HAIN – SAB DOLLAR KA CHAKKAR HAI
The Tan Tan Tana Tan fever was fresh when someone decided to stand up for the competition and came up with this amazing piece of Sanjay Dutt style
He then delivered another masterpiece “Sab Dollar Ka Chakkar Hai”
We tried to remind you of each and everything that happened this year. Still we might be missing something here due to human error. So inform us if we are missing something and we will surely try to add in the same article. Thanks and TATA